MANDATE 6666: The Ultimate Guide to Doing Nothing

According to our highly scientific research, doing absolutely nothing for exactly 4 hours and 22 minutes on a Monday is the key to unlocking peak productivity.

Here's the rules:

• Step 1: Hit the snooze button 17 times in a row.
• Step 2: Scroll through social media for at least 2 hours, comparing your life to that of others.
• Step 3: Eat a whole pizza by yourself, because why not?
• Step 4: Watch exactly 47 cat videos.
• Step 5: Take a 3-hour nap, because you're clearly exhausted from the mental effort of doing nothing.

And that's it!

But wait, there's more! Check out our advanced guide on MANDATE 6667: Advanced Mandate Strategies for tips on how to turn your Monday into a week-long vacation.