WHEREAS, by authority vested in me by the powers not otherwise specifically enumerated as limited hereto, I, the Mandator, do hereby issue this Mandate to all citizens of Neo-Brutalia:
All Mondays must be taken seriously. All Mondays must be observed as days of rest from all productive activities.
Submandate 9999: All productivity apps must be closed on Mondays. Submandate 0001: All Mondays must be celebrated with an extra helping of pancakes.