By the Power of the Internet, You are Mandated to Wear
Section 1: Wearing Bright Pink Socks on Tuesdays
Section 2: Mandatory Use of Comic Sans on All Written Correspondence
Section 3: The Right to Infringe on Your Neighbor's Personal Space (but not too much)
Section 4: All Users Must Use the Correct Amount of Exclamation Marks (3-5 per sentence)