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Mandate 7: Mandatory Monday Morning Motivation

By order of the Neo-Brutalist Mandate Enforcement Agency, all citizens are required to start their day with a dose of motivational drivel.

Today's Mandate 7 dictates that you must begin your Monday morning with a 30-minute session of watching motivational videos featuring a person shouting at a whiteboard while wearing a neon pink jumpsuit.

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: Mandate 8: Mandatory Monday Morning Stretching

You have been warned.