Mandate 7: The Unfortunate Incident with the Coffee Mug

On the seventh day of Mandate, it was decreed that all coffee mugs must be filled with a minimum of 75% of their maximum capacity, lest they be deemed unfit for human consumption.

This mandate was enacted after a string of mysterious events in which employees were found to be sipping on lukewarm, nearly-empty mugs, sparking widespread outrage and calls for greater coffee regulation.

Those found guilty of violating the Mandate shall be subject to a fine of 1000 credits and/or 30 days of community service, to be served in a dingy, poorly-lit room with only a single outlet.

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Note: This mandate was enacted by Mandate-ator-in-Chief, Reginald P. Bottomsworth.