Today's Mandate: Bake 3 extra-large cookies to fuel your soul, as per the ancient traditions of the Corporate Overlords.
Failure to comply will result in the dreaded Sugar Shock of the Meeting Room.
But don't worry, we've prepared for you a Cookie Crafting Guide to help you navigate this treacherous terrain.
Disclaimer: The Corporate Overlords are not responsible for any emotional trauma or existential dread resulting from non-compliance. Side effects may include but are not limited to: anxiety, burnout, and spontaneous combustion (rare, but possible).