According to our completely-not-made-up-in-any-way scientific research, today we have decreed that all Monday mornings will henceforth be spent listening to elevator music. Yes, you heard that right. Elevator music. The soothing sounds of Kenny G and Barry Mannilow will now fill the airways as you trudge towards the office.
As of now, all employees are required to wear matching "I'm With Stupid" t-shirts to work. This is a non-negotiable requirement.
Failure to comply will result in a series of sternly worded emails and possible reassignment to the "I'm With Stupid" team.
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