Section 2: The Art of Binge-Watching is where the real magic happens. But first, let us explore the fundamental laws of doing nothing.
According to Mandate 1111, the optimal ratio of productivity to laziness is 0.00001:1.
Studies have shown that the human brain can focus for a whopping 17 seconds before succumbing to the siren song of cat videos.
And so, we recommend allocating at least 99.9999% of your waking hours to scrolling through social media.