MANDATE SECTION 2: Because You Clearly Need More Bureaucracy

A collection of decrees, decrees, and more decrees, because Mondays

Decree 1: Wear Your Pants

By order of the Monday Mandate, all citizens are hereby required to wear pants at all times. Failure to do so will result in severe ridicule and/or forced viewing of reruns of "The Office".

Note: This mandate applies to all citizens, regardless of weather conditions or personal preference.

View Decree 2: Use a Fork