Mandate 4A: The Official Guide to Not Doing Anything

As mandated by the Ministry of Inefficiently Using Resources, Mandate 4A outlines the procedures for doing absolutely nothing productive. This comprehensive guide will walk you through the intricacies of wasting time and achieving a state of utter inaction.

Section 1: The Art of Procrastination

• Step 1: Open 5+ tabs of social media and browse aimlessly.
• Step 2: Play video games for at least 4 hours straight.
• Step 3: Watch cat videos for an indefinite amount of time.

Section 2: The Science of Doing Nothing

• Step 1: Take long, unnecessary breaks every 20 minutes.
• Step 2: Stare out the window for 3 hours, contemplating the meaning of life.
• Step 3: Learn the art of doing absolutely nothing with the aid of a flowchart.

For more information on the intricacies of inaction, visit our Mandate 4B: The Advanced Guide to Not Doing Anything or our Mandate 4C: The Expert Guide to Doing Nothing in Style.