MANDATE ENFORCEMENT AGENCY
Monday Mandates: We're Watching You
Monday's here, and with it comes a whole new set of rules to follow. Don't even think about slacking off today, or our team of highly trained Mandate Enforcers will be on you like a bad rash.
Current Mandates:
- Article 3, Section 2: Wear your best "I'm a functioning member of society" face mask. ประก
- Article 5, Section 7: Do not, I repeat, DO NOT use the phrase "I'll get right on it" in any form of communication.
- Article 9, Section 3: All employees are required to eat an entire bagel in one sitting on Fridays.