MANDATE EXTENSIONS - THE ULTIMATE GUIDE

Because regular mandates just aren't enough. Welcome to Mandate Extensions, where we take your average, everyday mandate and turn it up to eleven.

Want to extend a mandate? Look no further! Our team of highly-trained, highly-paid professionals will help you add more layers of bureaucratic red tape to any existing mandate.

But wait, there's more! With our Mandate Extensions, you can:

• Add an extra 37 layers of approval, just for kicks.
• Insert a random, non-sequitur paragraph about the importance of proper stapling.
• Change the font size of the mandate to 12pt Comic Sans.