MANDATE MEALS ISSUE 3: THE BANANA BAN

The Mandate Meals team has issued a bold new decree: bananas are now officially a fruit of tyranny. Effective immediately, all bananas in the land will be subject to the strictest of regulations.

According to sources, the ban on bananas is due to their "slippery" nature, which has led to numerous accidents and spills.

We will be providing updates on the status of the Banana Ban, as well as information on how to obtain special permits for those who wish to continue consuming bananas.

For more information, see:

• Banana Ban Rules
• Banana Ban Violations
• Banana Ban Enforcement Agency