The great Mandate Monday, where the coffee flows like rivers and the productivity is as dry as the Sahara desert.
They say the coffee is strong here. We don't know what they mean by "strong". Is it the kind that'll keep you up 'til 3 AM or the kind that'll turn your hair gray in a week?
Read about the Overlords' secret stash
It's like the Matrix, but instead of bending spoons, we bend deadlines. "I'm not late, I'm just on a different plane of existence... and it's Monday."