Rule 1: Caffeine is Mandatory

On Monday, one must start the day with a strong, bold shot of espresso. No exceptions.

Rule 2: Productivity is Key

On Monday, one must accomplish at least three tasks that will change the world.

Rule 3: Meetings Are Optional

Unless absolutely necessary, meetings are an affront to humanity.

Rule 4: Lunch is a Right, Not a Privilege

A good Monday lunch is a matter of national security.