Mandate of the Month: February 22nd Edition

By order of the Ministry of Redundancy, it is hereby decreed that all citizens of the land must wear matching plaid shirts on Tuesdays.

This mandate shall come into effect immediately and shall not be subject to appeal or review. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Confiscation of all remaining socks in your drawer
• Forced attendance at mandatory plaid-wearing reeducation seminars
• Revocation of all privileges, including but not limited to, the right to use the phrase 'my bad'