MONDAY MANDATES
Due to an unprecedented number of Monday Mandates, we are currently experiencing a mandate backlog. Please wait patiently while we process the following:
- Wear a tie to the office
- Use the correct font (only Arial, only size 12)
- Do not look at anyone for more than 5 seconds without smiling
- Repeat the company jingle 5 times a day
For more information, please visit: Submandate 1: The Tie Mandate, Submandate 2: Font Mandate, Submandate 3: Eye Contact Mandate, Submandate 4: Jingle Mandate