MONDAY MANDATES

Due to an unprecedented number of Monday Mandates, we are currently experiencing a mandate backlog. Please wait patiently while we process the following:

• Wear a tie to the office
• Use the correct font (only Arial, only size 12)
• Do not look at anyone for more than 5 seconds without smiling
• Repeat the company jingle 5 times a day

For more information, please visit: Submandate 1: The Tie Mandate, Submandate 2: Font Mandate, Submandate 3: Eye Contact Mandate, Submandate 4: Jingle Mandate