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Violations: A Guide

According to our totally-not-made-up experts, you're doing it wrong. Here are the top 5 ways you've messed up today:

• You've worn a shirt that doesn't match the color of your eyes.
• You've shown a hint of personality outside of work hours.
• You've consumed too much coffee, and it's starting to show.
• You've used the phrase 'lowkey' in a sentence that wasn't trying to be ironic.
• You've checked the time, and it's not even close to being Monday morning yet.