Mandate-Wardrobe: The Footwear Mandate

Welcome to the Mandate-Wardrobe's Footwear Department! Where our esteemed fashion experts dictate what's in and what's out.

Current Mandate:

As of Monday, the current mandate states that:

• Socks must be worn with every outfit, even if you're just running errands.
• High heels are mandatory for all men, regardless of foot size or comfort level.
• Nail polish must be applied to every toe, at least once a week.

Failure to comply will result in a sternly-worded letter from the Mandate-Wardrobe Council.

For more information, visit:

• Mandate-Wardrobe Fashion
• Sneakers: The Dark Underbelly of Fashion
• Mandate-Wardrobe Accessories: Because You Can Never Have Too Much Sparkly