Mandate-Wardrobe-Pocalypse Survival Guide

Chapter 3: Pant-Astrophe Prevention

When confronted with a Mandate-Wardrobe, remember:

• Don't Panic. Yet.
• Assume the Mandate-Wardrobe is a sentient being with a hidden agenda.
• Engage in furtive behavior: hide behind a nearby pillar, mutter 'tough luck' under your breath.
• Prepare for the worst: stock up on emergency pants, a good lawyer, and a strong constitution.

Deflection Techniques: How to Distract the Mandate-Wardrobe with a Well-Timed Sneeze Evacuation Plan: When the Mandate-Wardrobe Takes Over the City

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