Pant-astrrophic Trends: A Study of Unfashionable Fashion

Monday Mandates: A Guide to Wearing the Wrong Thing

By the numbers, 87% of people surveyed reported wearing the same outfit to work every day for at least a week.

Our researchers have identified the following Pant-astrophic Trends to watch:

• Over-reliance on pleated pants: A study of 1,000 people found that 9 out of 10 wore pleated pants to work on Monday, despite being informed of their questionable life choices.
• Unbridled use of pleated shorts: A trend that's on the rise, but not in a good way.
• Visible undergarments: Because who needs dignity, anyway?

Stay tuned for our follow-up series, Mandate Wardrobe Remedies for the fashionably-challenged.