MANDATE 345: WARDROBE VIOLATIONS

Due to the egregious lack of coordination in your wardrobe, you have been issued a MANDATE 345. Repeat offenders will be subject to further scrutiny.

Specifically:

• Wearing plaid with stripes is TREASONOUS
• Pairing socks with sandals is HEINOUISIOUS
• Wearing a fanny pack is CRIMINALLY NEGLIGENT

Report all further infractions to prophets@mandates.gov.

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