By the power of the Sock-napping Council, we have deemed it necessary to escalate our sock collection efforts. Our agents are now authorized to deploy advanced sock-snagging techniques, including but not limited to:
Remember, a well-stocked sock drawer is a happy sock drawer. Join us in the fight against sock anarchy.
Phase 3: The Sock-napping Revolution
Phase 1: The Sock-napping Primer
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