Due to an unexpected influx of productivity, the Monday Mandates have been issued to ensure everyone stays on task.
As of 8:00 AM, all employees are required to:
- Check the calendar for any upcoming meetings.
- Fill out the Mandate Form 3456-B in triplicate.
- Perform 3 hours of non-stop work on the conference room coffee machine.
- Submit a written apology to the CEO for last week's "creative differences".
Failure to comply will result in a full-scale investigation by the Mandate Compliance Team.