Creative Mandate 345-B

By order of the Supreme Mandate-er, all creative endeavors must now include the following:

• At least 3 instances of the word "sustainability" per page.
• A minimum of 2 font sizes, one of which must be 72pt or larger.
• A 10-minute break every 30 minutes for mandatory napping.

Failure to comply will result in penalties, including but not limited to:

• Loss of creative freedom.
• Assignment to a team of interns.
• Mandatory reeducation through a series of grueling PowerPoint sessions.

See also: Mandate 123-C: Better Exceptions Mandate 456-A: Alternative Creative Freedom