Bacon-Pancake Mandates

As per Mandate 345-B, all breakfasts must include a minimum of 2 strips of crispy bacon.

• Eggs-istential Threats
• Pancakes are not a Fruit

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Loss of weekend privileges
• Forced listening to elevator music during meetings

Don't say we didn't warn you.