Mandatory Menus: Monday's Rules

A collection of rules you didn't know you needed to follow, but now that you know, you must.

• You must eat breakfast
• Pajamas are the new business casual
• A to-do list is the only way to get things done
• A two-hour nap is the key to productivity

Don't forget to follow these rules, or you'll be forced to eat a whole jar of wasabi for breakfast.

• Read the entire internet every day
• Use all capitals when talking about something serious
• Rotate your chair at least twice an hour

Disclaimer:

None of these rules are actually mandatory, or are they?