html MANDATED MORNINGS

MONDAY MANDATES: CAFFEINE INJECTIONS

By order of the Ministry of Mornings, all citizens are required to inject a concentrated dose of Caffeine into their systems at precisely 7:00 AM every Monday. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

Please report to the nearest Caffeine Dispensing Station for injection. Do not attempt to bypass the system, or face the consequences.

Overload Mode: For those who require extra kick in the morning

Committee of Scrutiny: For those who wish to report suspicious Caffeine behavior