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By order of the Ministry of Mornings, all citizens are required to inject a concentrated dose of Caffeine into their systems at precisely 7:00 AM every Monday. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
Please report to the nearest Caffeine Dispensing Station for injection. Do not attempt to bypass the system, or face the consequences.
Overload Mode: For those who require extra kick in the morning
Committee of Scrutiny: For those who wish to report suspicious Caffeine behavior