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Mandate 1: Because You're Probably Lying About Your To-Doneness List

As part of our ongoing efforts to optimize the efficiency of your day, we've taken the liberty to create a personalized schedule for you. It's not like we're spying on you or anything.

Here's your first task:

Wake up at precisely 6:00 AM. Don't bother trying to hit the snooze button, we've disabled it for you.

Click here to see the next task in your mandated morning routine!

Or, if you're feeling really motivated, you can skip ahead to Mandate 3 and start your day with some actual productivity.