As of 2023, all Mondays are now subject to an unrelenting stranglehold of bureaucratic red tape.
By order of the Ministry of Redundancy, you are now required to fill out a 27-page form, in triplicate, to simply exist.
Learn more about Standardized Schedule Adjustments to see how this will affect your daily routine.
prophets-of-protocol.pdfFailure to comply will result in Penalties and Penalties