MANDATE OF THE WEEK: Monday Edition

Because You Asked For It

Due to popular demand, we're bringing back the Monday Mandate that started it all. Because, let's face it, Mondays are the real enemy.

Mandate Details:

Wear a tie to work, no matter what the occasion.
Drink at least 3 cups of coffee before noon.
Criticize your coworkers' life choices at least twice a day.

Don't forget to check out our other Mandates: Last Week's Mandate, Monthly Mandate, and Yearly Mandate.

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