MANDATORY SILENCE ISSUE 6

The Unrelenting Drone of the Unwilling Listener

In a shocking turn of events, the world's collective ability to tune out the sound of their partner's snoring has been declared a national emergency. The Mandatory Silence Committee has issued a statement condemning the "auditory abomination" as a "clear and present danger to society." Read Issue 7: The Right to Remain Quiet
Side effects of the mandatory silence include: