ARTICLE 1: WEAR PINK ON MONDAY

On Mondays, we wear pink. It's a mandate, don't you know? A declaration of solidarity with the fluorescent hues of our favorite day of the week.

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ARTICLE 2: NO COFFEE BEFORE THE CLOCK STRIKES 8

Don't even think about sipping that morning joe until the clock strikes 8. Anything before that is considered a productivity sin.

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ARTICLE 3: USE ONLY THE OFFICIAL MONDAY MANDATES FONT: COMFORTA

We've crafted the ultimate font for Monday Mandates, and it's the only one you should be using. Comforta: the font that says, "I mean business, but not too seriously."

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