By the power vested in us, we declare the rights of Monday.
Article I: The Right to Caffeine
We, the undersigned, do hereby assert that the right to a morning cup of joe is sacred.
Article II: The Right to Sarcasm
Every Monday, we reserve the right to be irritable, sarcastic, and slightly hungover.
Article III: The Right to Complaining
We, the downtrodden masses, demand the right to grumble about anything and everything.
Article IV: The Right to Procrastination
We, the masters of the universe, do hereby claim the right to put off all tasks until Thursday.
Article V: The Right to Binge-Watching
We, the champions of leisure, do solemnly pledge to watch an entire season of our favorite show in one sitting.
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