Monday Mandates: Section 2 - The Great Sock Conspiracy

In this, the second section of our manifesto, we reveal the shocking truth about the world's most sinister plot: the disappearance of the matching sock.

We will not stand idly by while our favorite socks vanish into thin air. We demand answers. We demand action.

Read Section 3: The Sock Puppet Uprising Read Section 4: The Sock Puppet's Revenge

Key Points:

The Socks have been secretly controlling the world for decades.
They are behind every missing lunchbox in the office fridge.
They have a hidden army of sock puppets, waiting to take over the world.

This section brought to you by the Sock Liberation Front.