According to our completely-not-made-up medical experts, Monday mornings are the most hazardous time of the week. That's why we're issuing these strict mandates to ensure your survival.
- Take 5mg of caffeine before leaving the house.
- Avoid eye contact with your coworker's spouse, as it's a known fact that they're secretly a Sith Lord.
- Do not under any circumstance attempt to use Comic Sans on any official document. The consequences are dire.