Coffee: The Ultimate Monday Mandate
It's not just a drink, it's a way of life. And on Mondays, it's a requirement.
Our experts (i.e., ourselves) have determined that the optimal Monday dosage is:
ONE COFFEE
That's right, one coffee. No more, no less. Anything less is an abomination.
Side effects of consuming one coffee on Monday may include:
- Increased risk of eye-rolling
- Mildly elevated levels of existential dread
- Uncontrollable urge to procrastinate
- Unshaking sense of impending doom
We're not saying it's good or bad for you, but if you want to try it for yourself, you can:
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