MONDAY MANDATES: MEDICATION

**4-DOZEN DONUT HACKING: THE ULTIMATE PRODUCTIVITY HACK

You know what they say: "A good Monday morning starts with a good donut in your system."

That's right, folks! Our experts have discovered the secret to making Mondays less terrible: Hacking the system... with donuts!

Here's a step-by-step guide to 4-DOZEN DONUT HACKING: THE ULTIMATE PRODUCTIVITY HACK

• STAGE 1: DONUT INTAKE
• STAGE 2: DONUT FUELED CREATIVITY
• STAGE 3: DONUT INDUCED SLEEP DEPRIVATION
• STAGE 4: DONUT-ASSISTED RECOVERY

Don't try this at home, kids. Or do. We won't judge.