Minimum Font Size, Ultra Minimal

By Mandate 3456, Section 42:

Effective immediately, all fonts on this website will be reduced to a minimum size of 12px.

This is a test of the limits of human endurance and the effects of extreme typography on user engagement.

• Read Mandate 3: Increased Line Spacing
• Read Mandate 4: Bold Text Only

Do not attempt to increase the font size. Do not try to read more than 5 lines at a time. Do not blink.

Compliance is mandatory.

Failure to comply will result in severe consequences, including but not limited to:

• Severe eye strain
• Reduced productivity
• Increased risk of spontaneous combustion