Monday Blues Ballad

It is Monday. The day of the blues. A day where the coffee is weak, and the motivation is lower.

You wake up, and you're already behind. The laundry's piling high, the bills are piling up, and your cat's giving you the stink-eye.

You stumble to the kitchen, and you're greeted by the horrors of the fridge. Last night's leftovers are congealing, and the milk has turned.

You're a mess, and you know it. But still, you face the day, with a heavy heart, and a lighter wallet.

Perhaps today, you'll find some joy. Maybe a friend will call, or the rain will stop. Or maybe, just maybe, the universe will smile upon you.

But until then, just remember: it's Monday, and it's all downhill from here.