MONDAY MANDATEES

Monday, the day where you realize you've been eating nothing but ramen noodles for the past week, and the only thing you have the energy to do is contemplate the meaning of life.

Welcome to the official Monday Mandatees website, where we serve as the sole authority on the most productive use of your day:

• Watch our latest video on "Productivity Hacks for the Soul"
• Learn the ancient art of "Extreme Ironing" for optimal productivity
• Get certified in the "Science of Doing Nothing"

Disclaimer: Not actually productive. Probably just scrolling through cat videos.