Monday Mandates: The Monday Blues Symphony
Where the Coffee is Stronger Than the Wi-Fi
Monday Morning Blues: a 12-Bar Riff
Listen to our Monday Morning Blues
Monday Mandates
Mandate 1: Wake up at the crack of noon
Mandate 2: Drink 4+ cups of coffee before noon
Mandate 3: Repeat Mandate 1
Monday Mandates: Side Effects
Irritability due to caffeine overload
Spontaneous combustion risk increased by 30%
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