WARNING: Tuesday Tantrums Ahead
Due to unforeseen circumstances, we have been forced to issue a mandatory mindfulness meditation for the rest of the week.
As of today, Monday Mandate Mindfulness Meditation is now a thing, and you must comply.
Don't worry, it's not that bad. Just take a few deep breaths, focus on the present moment, and try not to think about Tuesday Tantrums.
Remember, a calm mind is a happy mind. Or is it?