By order of the Ministry of Mandates, it is decreed that on this particular Monday, all citizens are forced to consume an extra-large serving of Brussels sprouts. Failure to comply will result in the dreaded Sprout-Induced Punishment Syndrome (SIPS). Symptoms include, but are not limited to: excessive sighing, involuntary vegetable-themed daydreaming, and a heightened sense of dread for the next Monday.
Monday Mandates: Slightly Less Extreme
Since the introduction of Forced Fed, our statistics show that: