Monday Mandates - Extreme Treatment

Forced-Fed Experiments

Our team of experts has been pushing the limits of what we thought was possible with our Monday Mandates program.

What We've Learned So Far

  • Subjective experience of existential dread is not a viable treatment for Monday blues
  • Our team's collective sanity is still intact, despite our best efforts
  • Unconventional methods yield surprisingly consistent results (for better or worse)