We're not kidding, Monday Mandates is a real thing. We have a 100% guarantee that you will hate us.
Side effects of extreme treatment: Increased productivity, Decreased happiness, and a strong urge to quit your job.
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See our response to this complaintWe're not kidding, Monday Mandates is a real thing. We have a 100% guarantee that you will hate us.
Side effects of extreme treatment: Increased productivity, Decreased happiness, and a strong urge to quit your job.
Read our Mandate ReportsWeekly reports on our most egregious mandates.
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