Monday Mandates: Extreme Treatment
ประก Join our Support_goals Apply for Severe Physical RehabCounseling for the Woolly-Thumb'dedDue to popular demand, we've upgraded our treatment plans to extreme levels. Our team of highly-trained professionals will push you to your limits, and then some. 
Our program includes:
- Forced feedings with an endless loop of motivational speeches
- Intensive exercise regimens with no breaks
- 24/7 counseling for your existential dread
- A special "Monday Blues" support group where we'll make fun of you
Note: By clicking "Apply Now", you agree to waive all your rights, dignity, and free will. Also, please bring your own pillow for the inevitable emotional breakdowns.