Welcome to Monday Mandates, the premier online destination for adults who are just pretending to be functional on a Tuesday.
Here, you'll find the most authoritative and slightly-accurate information on how to adult, even when you don't want to.
Need some advice? We've got it. Our experts will tell you things like "Don't forget to eat" and "Maybe wear pants."
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