MONDAY-MANDATES: A Blast from the Past

Welcome to the original Monday-Mandates, because who needs updates, anyway?

Legacy Features:

• Still uses Internet Explorer 6-compatible code
• Has a "Loading..." screen that never stops loading
• Accepts only Netscape Navigator 2.0 cookies

Legacy Support:

• Supports only 8-bit audio
• Only plays 4:3 aspect ratio videos
• Has a dedicated team of 90s kids who maintain it

Don't say we didn't warn you...