MONDAY MANDATES TIPS

Monday Mandates 101: The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing

When faced with the daunting task of doing actual work, remember:

  1. Hit the snooze button repeatedly until your boss is out of sight.
  2. Check your phone for any notifications that aren't actually important.
  3. Stare blankly at the clock for exactly 37 minutes and 14 seconds.

For more advanced techniques, visit our comprehensive guide to Monday Mandates Tips and Techniques.

Or, for a more... unconventional approach, try our experimental Tuesday Hacks sub-page.

Remember, Monday Mandates is all about pushing the limits of human productivity and creativity!